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Character : Kaiser Skaravaios
Title : Scourge of Law
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Join date : 2012-02-02
Age : 25

PostSubject: The Sleazetroll cometh   Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:36 pm

Who is THIS Sleazy motherfucker?!


Oh that’s right! It’s YOU and has been for around 9 Solar Sweeps

Your name is KAISER SKARAVAIOS and you are EXTREMELY BORED at the moment, despite the adventure you are about to unwittingly partake and play a role in. You have the nagging feeling that something is going to happen today but can’t quite figure out WHAT.

Well, if you’re so bored, no better time to introduce yourself in case you forgot other things about yourself besides your name! You’ve been living in this hive ever since you were a grub and it seems to be modeled after some alien culture’s worship of marble statues! Your Lusus demanded it be modeled this way and as many of your FRIENDS have learned, you never argue with your lusus. Speaking of Friends you have quite a few! Many might consider many of these friendships to be FRIGHTENING and UNHEALTHY, but you like to think of them as UNCONVENTIONAL. Still, you have a SOLID relationship with your moirail, past murder attempt aside and a MOTHERFUCKING Bro on the otherside of the mountain you live by.

You also have that INFURIATING relationship with that GOGDAMNED friendleader, but even you don’t know where that’s going.

You decide to get your mind out of such COMPLICATED places and explain your MYRIAD of INTERESTS. You enjoy many GAMES OF CHANCE whether they use CARDS, or DICE, the medium doesn’t matter as long as you WIN. How do you ensure you win at GAMES OF CHANCE? By being the luckiest troll who ever lived. CHEATING never hurt either. You collect many and various NOVELTY ITEMS including TRADING CARDS and FIGURINES OF EXCITING HISTORICAL FIGURES. You used to play many GAMES on your HUSKTOP but got fed up of restarting whenever SCORPIONMOM threw a fit and destroyed one. She has been the SCOURGE of many a FLARP as well.

Your trolltag is royalGambler and when you talk you emphasize the lucky numbers of 3 and 9! Why are they lucky??? Because you said so!!! You also like to emphAsize All trump cArds Just so no one Questions your almost Kin9ly 9Amin9 hAbits!!! You use the shuffle modus to optimize your every move with your astounding prowess in gambling!

Tonight you will embark on an ADVENTURE with many of your friends. Who knows what will happen, and what LAWS will be broken. But you think nothing of it now

Now, you’re bored in your Hive, what will you do?
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(Im gonna do command prompts for the moment, at least till interaction begins)


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Character : Zubrae Algedi
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Location : Ozarks

PostSubject: Re: The Sleazetroll cometh   Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:01 pm

>Kaiser: Play 52 Pickup
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PostSubject: >Kaiser: Play 52 Pickup   Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:20 am

>Kaiser: Play 52 Pickup

Ha! Kaiser’s room is such a mess he could play nine games of 52 pickup! Probably even more, but nine times is all that Kaiser really care about. There are so many strewn about they've been mistaken for tiling. He’s often interrupted mid-game by the terrible hollering and rampaging of He’s Lusus even with Kaiser’s room and her's being separated by the grand roulette antichamber. Her mad thrashings about always send Kaiser for a loop and he never bothers to pick up the cards in lieu of just getting a new deck. What else will he do with his ridiculous number of beetles? Such are the problems of highblood living.

Still Kaiser grab 52 of his favorite cards and toss them into his Shuffle Modus and having them automatically being included in his CARDKIND Strife Specibi. Some people may think that using such things as weapons is stupid and inefficient. Some people are dead.

Well Kaiser did that, now what???
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PostSubject: Re: The Sleazetroll cometh   Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:00 pm

====> Try doing magic card tricks
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PostSubject: Re: The Sleazetroll cometh   Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:18 am

====> Try doing magic card tricks

Kaiser pulls out his current trusty deck RAINBOW PLAYING CARDS BY TWO WHEELED FOOT OPERATED TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE. Despite the lengthy name, Kaiser has always preferred it to other cards produced, there was something about the feel of these..also they were many different colors but thats because he has used them in your many games outside of your hive.

Kaiser does some basic tricks, making cards rise from the deck and making the cards stick to his hand while fanned out. The sleazetroll's favorite is opening his Jacket and having all the cards fall face down except the card the person picked. He has only really done this with your good pal though, and he usually is easily amused, Kaiser is not sure how good he is at them. He tried once for his moirail but she ended up scolding him for the new bloodstains on them instead. Same situation happened with friendleader except she scolded him for having stains at all. Personally he liked the rainbow effect when he shuffled.

You leave the fallen cards on the floor and equip another deck. What now?
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PostSubject: Re: The Sleazetroll cometh   Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:53 pm

>Kaiser: Listen for lusus. If the coast is clear, leave your respiteblock.
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PostSubject: Re: The Sleazetroll cometh   Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:58 am

>Kaiser: Listen for lusus. If the coast is clear, leave your respiteblock.

Kaiser carefully listens. It was hard to tell when Scorpionmom would throw her next fit. She had been really grumpy this morning and throwing a major hissy fit till you threw the corpse of some milkbeast at her and she became too involved in engorging herself to notice you. She's been quiet for several hours now so Kaiser might want to take this chance to move somewhere else in the building.

Kaiser slowly walks through the doorway from his respiteblock into the main portcullis of the temple. In front of him lays a giant Roulette table. Across from him is the way to the game room, to his left is the exit, and to his right is the corridor which leads to his lusus lives. Even now in a calm state its loud breaths can be heard echoing through the hallway

So Kaiser left his room, he's practically an adventurer now~ Whats next?
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PostSubject: Re: The Sleazetroll cometh   Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:56 pm

>Kaiser: Spin on the Roulette table!
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